Mommy: (WHAT? ) Calmly responds "Your what?"
Gabi: "My crotches, I really, really need them."
I must have looked completely stumped because she grabs my hand and says "I'll show you my crotches".
She takes me into the living room and points to these two baton-like sticks. I handed them to her. She tells me her leg is broke. She uses them as her CRUTCHES!!!
Oh dear!
This is a child who has been scotch taping her foot, wearing a pink slipper on only one foot, putting stickers on her foot, and telling random strangers that she needs surgery because she broke her foot-- all summer long!
3 comments:
Thats funny. I remember as a kid always thinking it was cool to be on crutches.
That is funny. I always thought that crutches and having a cast was cool for some reason too!
Too funnY! Hehe!
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