Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Santa as Explained by a Jewish Man


Oy Vey! Howie was just telling me about his conversation with Gabi.

Howie: Want to go Christmas shopping with me this weekend?

Gabi: No

Howie: Why not?

Gabi: I can't be with you when you buy me my Christmas presents.

Howie: We already bought you your presents.

Gabi: No you didn't those are all for Ellie. (She knows where our stash is- not what it is)

Howie: No they are for you. Santa dropped them off. He's coming back this week with the rest.

WHAT?? What the heck!?!?!?! So now Santa is like the UPS man, making frequent pre-Christmas deliveries?? Oy Vey!!!!! How am I going to explain this one??

1 comment:

Paulette said...

That's funny.... good luck , Mom!!!